What is the worst advice you can give me?

There is a girl I would like to date. She doesn't even know I exist. What's the worst advice you could give me?What is the worst advice you can give me?
To not grow some balls and ask her out. DO NOT DO THIS!!! IT MAY CHANGE YOUR LIFE AND EVEN IF YOU ARE REJECTED YOU WOULD GROW SOME COURAGE! DON'T DO IT MAN!What is the worst advice you can give me?
Buy a diamond and propose to her.
The worst? Whip out your dick in front of her and say something clever.
Hang out with her as much as possible, but never ask her out. For the rest of your life, continue to be her supporting friend while other guys use her and treat her bad, but never tell her how you truly feel.


Then, when she finally meets a great guy, offer to help with the wedding, get them settled in a new home, and even help them with their marital problems in the first year.


Babysit their children, help them with their homework. Take them camping. Help her husband get a job at your company. With some good luck he can even become your boss.


Continue this way until you are dead. When they bury you, have it in your will that you want your epitaph to say, ';I just want to be your friend, [Insert her name here]';.
Dress up like an old lady, get a rocking chair, sit next to her and knit.











































































































LOL- Jk, if you do that she'll think you're funny














Anyway- BAD ADVICE: STAB HER!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't try to date her and end up regreting it.
Punch her in the face and tell her she is 'STUPID, UGLY, FROG-LEGGED, MONKEY-EARED, ANTEATER-HEADED, DUMB, LOSER-ISH, FREAK SHOW-LIKE!!!!!!' and then say she stuffs her bra.
stalk her and then suddenly


propose to her in a random


place, like school or the office.


if she says no, rape her.





lol obviously DON'T do that.
kidnap her, then rape her. and then kill her.


ahha


obviously don't do this !